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ddrfr33k
Aug 14, 2026
Spent some time slicing up this monstrosity of a 3D Printed game board I made. It's an idea I've had floating around in the back of my head for a while now, and I finally finished the game board.

The idea of this game is a group of monkeys racing up a mountain to grab a golden banana while other ... Spent some time slicing up this monstrosity of a 3D Printed game board I made. It's an idea I've had floating around in the back of my head for a while now, and I finally finished the game board.

The idea of this game is a group of monkeys racing up a mountain to grab a golden banana while other monkeys drop boulders on the path to stop them. It's inspired by an 80's board game called Tornado Rex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5reqgy1W0

In that game, there was a top that would knock your hikers off the trail. I love the concept of it, I think games with a little bit of physicality are great design space, but making a spring loaded top in a 3D printed game is not gonna happen here. Falling rocks, on the other hand...
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Xyphien
Aug 14, 2026
Scalpers are probably one of the worst type of people you can be in the modern world. Imagine ruining everyone elses enjoyment, and holding something they would love just for financial gain. I never understood why you would screw over someone else in the same boat but ig if your IQ ... Scalpers are probably one of the worst type of people you can be in the modern world. Imagine ruining everyone elses enjoyment, and holding something they would love just for financial gain. I never understood why you would screw over someone else in the same boat but ig if your IQ is that low you can't understand other people actually exist lol
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keiirachu
Aug 12, 2026
"hang on, I gotta hang up so I get online"
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ElasticAvocado
Aug 12, 2026
Just started playing Panzer Dragoon Saga- this game is worth the hype. It's an absolutely phenomenal RPG with incredibly unique mechanics- I highly recommend it if you're into classic JRPGs!
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Xyphien
Aug 11, 2026
@keiirachu love the customization on your profile!!!Y'all should check it out!
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Xyphien
Aug 11, 2026
The one good thing to come from the modern internet is cross play! It's nice being able to play with so many people without limitations
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keiirachu
Aug 11, 2026
me rn
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keiirachu
Aug 11, 2026
I am so sleepy.
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keiirachu
Aug 11, 2026
just got back from taking my mini to her first day of kindergarten & now I don't know what to do with myself.
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keiirachu
Aug 11, 2026
#whyamiawake
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keiirachu
Aug 11, 2026
I have spent the last idk how many hours coding my profile. I've been having flashbacks to myspace. Now I need @Xyphien to wake up to tell me if my html will work the way I want it to.
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Xyphien
Aug 8, 2026
Working on a promo video for LonePortal, I doubt it'll be good buuuuut w/e lol
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ElasticAvocado
Aug 7, 2026
Trying out the social media functionality and I figured there'd be no better way to do so than by showing off this beaut that just arrived in the mail!
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Batman
Aug 5, 2026
Loving the new reply features, i really need to use the social media aspect of this more
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via Xyphien • Aug 5, 2026
Change-log! We haven't had one of these in a little, sorry about that!
* 4 Post Images are now able to be uploaded (Originally 1)
* Post Images can now be fullscreened without leaving the page.
* Replies have been fully remade!
* Replies now have the standard chat system.
* Replies now have br... Change-log! We haven't had one of these in a little, sorry about that!
* 4 Post Images are now able to be uploaded (Originally 1)
* Post Images can now be fullscreened without leaving the page.
* Replies have been fully remade!
* Replies now have the standard chat system.
* Replies now have branches, you can minimize or draw out branches as you see fit.
* All messages on Prymir now use the chat system: Pages, Groups, Replies, etc.
* New Chatroom has been added for those who use LonePortal (Prymir chat was untouched)
* Prymir is now Mobile Friendly (I made an unofficial announcement with this, making an official one now)
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Xyphien
Aug 5, 2026
You can now upload 4 images at once! To demo this I'm uploading my retro game showcase
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via Xyphien • Aug 3, 2026
User settings are now back! You can now fully customize how LonePortal.com looks by going to Tools > Internet Settings. From there you can change the font size, screen resolution, full screen, as well as accessibility options!
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via Xyphien • Aug 3, 2026
Chat has been fixed! Sorry for the inconvenience!
The chatroom will now display everywhere, and is fully up to date! We now have it working with all shop items as well!
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ddrfr33k
Aug 1, 2026
I had a ton of fun at CRT Sanctum today. I'm so ready for Puzzle Fighter! Samurai Shodown might be a challenge, though...
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Xyphien
Aug 1, 2026
Y'alllllllll IT HAS FINALLY CAME IN! This is the first published movie to exclusively release on VHS in over 20 years apparently! It's an indie movie called This is how the world ends. I made a blog post about it https://loneportal.com/blog.php?post=a-new-sci-fi-movie-is-releasing-only-on-vhs-the-fi... Y'alllllllll IT HAS FINALLY CAME IN! This is the first published movie to exclusively release on VHS in over 20 years apparently! It's an indie movie called This is how the world ends. I made a blog post about it https://loneportal.com/blog.php?post=a-new-sci-fi-movie-is-releasing-only-on-vhs-the-first-in-20-years It got here today! Tomorrow we will be watching it with a group of friends and making an event about it!!!
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